Group shot before the 2018 MGM.

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2015 Report

December 5, 2015  •  Clifton, VA

169 starters, 85 finishers

All 2015 MGM starters
All 2015 MGM starters.

The VHTRC’s 24th December fat ass run, the Magnus Gluteus Maximus 50km, was held on December 5. The weather was perfect. As Joe said, “170 runners hit the dirt- that is a record. 23 volunteers- that is a record. No nudity reported- that is a record. Many good times.”

Here are the results. Anyone who takes these results seriously, including any Web site that republishes them, just doesn’t get it.

Joe sent some photos from his “new phone.” They are below.

2015 MGM starters, left
2015 MGM starters, left.
2015 MGM starters, center
2015 MGM starters, center.
2015 MGM starters, right
2015 MGM starters, right.
Three lovely ladies - Jill, Linda, and Michele
Three lovely ladies - Jill, Linda, and Michele.
The Andersons - Kari and Bob
The Andersons - Kari and Bob.


Joe indicated that the following snarky disclaimer should be added: I am not changing anything even if it messes up somebodies Ultra ranking and it was my fault. That is not the point and I don’t care. It was a beautiful day, in a beautiful place, with friends. Those are the measures that truly count when adding up your life. (and good beer)

Last updated December 16, 2019