Group shot before the 2018 MGM.

Quatro Hubbard

2015 Report

December 5, 2015  •  Clifton, VA

169 starters, 85 finishers

All 2015 MGM starters
All 2015 MGM starters.

The VHTRC’s 24th December fat ass run, the Magnus Gluteus Maximus 50km, was held on December 5. The weather was perfect. As Joe said, “170 runners hit the dirt- that is a record. 23 volunteers- that is a record. No nudity reported- that is a record. Many good times.”

Here are the results. Anyone who takes these results seriously, including any Web site that republishes them, just doesn’t get it.

Joe sent some photos from his “new phone.” They are below.

2015 MGM starters, left
2015 MGM starters, left.
2015 MGM starters, center
2015 MGM starters, center.
2015 MGM starters, right
2015 MGM starters, right.
Three lovely ladies - Jill, Linda, and Michele
Three lovely ladies - Jill, Linda, and Michele.
The Andersons - Kari and Bob
The Andersons - Kari and Bob.

Results

Joe indicated that the following snarky disclaimer should be added: I am not changing anything even if it messes up somebodies Ultra ranking and it was my fault. That is not the point and I don’t care. It was a beautiful day, in a beautiful place, with friends. Those are the measures that truly count when adding up your life. (and good beer)

LASTFIRSTAGESEXCITYSTATETIMEDISTANCE
FoggDaniel30MWashingtonDC4:3750k
KuriskyJack48MBurkeVA4:4750K
HoffT.J.36MHaymarketVA4:4850K
VaughanPatrick38MArlingtonVA4:5050K
RaymondMario43MbowieMD4:5250K
FoggJames37MKensingtonMD4:5350k
MondaleFreddy23MWashingtonDC4:5550K
MooreChristopher30MBroadlandsVA4:5950k
MurrayPatrick43MAlexandriaVA5:1150k
FullerJesse31MArlingtonVA5:1450k
HerringDave44MLindenVA5:2250K
DanielsJim42MFront RoyalVA5:2550K
SpringmanAlisa41FFront RoyalVA5:2550K
BaconAndy37MViennaVA5:2650K
AzizWindy39FFairfaxVA5:4850K
HoldawayJeff57MViennaVA5:4850K
LorencWillie35MCentrevilleVA5:4850K
CusickKathleen40FIndian Harbour BeachFL5:5050K
CamposAl42MSpringfieldVA5:5350K
MulroyMichael47MMcLeanVA5:5350k
MulroyWalton20MMcLeanVA5:5350k
CisselShawn30MRockvilleMD5:5650K
SimpsonAndrew45MMcLeanVA5:5750k
BritzChris33MSterlingVA5:5850K
HauptmanBarry52MBethesdaMD6:1350K
HultquistDaryl46MPotomacMD6:1350K
AndersonAndy34MMechanicsvilleVA6:1550K
DelaneyEmmett49MRestonVA6:1950K
ZaharoffSteve57MViennaVA6:2350K
DossAlan56MMalloryWV6:2850K
RounsavallRobert42MParklandFL6:3350K
HannonMichael51MGermantownMD6:3450k
AllenderScott41MFairfaxVA6:3550K
NorrisJen44FArlingtonVA6:3550K
BottosMichael55MAshburnVA6:3650K
EvansAmy37FMorgantownWV6:3650K
ReindersCarrie39FAshburnVA6:3650K
KnyazevaAnzhela30FWashingtonDC6:3950K
McIntoshChris42MMontclairVA6:4350K
PabianChris39MTurtle CreekPA6:4350K
SvobodaTom48MBel AirMD6:4350k
CampbellMichael65MManassasVA6:4450K
DrakeCandi52FRaleighNC6:4550K
NoblesBarry48MFalls ChurchVA6:4650K
BenderMichael52MAlexandriaVA6:4650K
GrayDawn41FBurkeVA6:4650K
ColensoRob41MArlingtonVA6:4650K
WeaverGray32MArlingtonVA6:5150K
MowbrayConan41MSterlingVA6:5350K
StefanaoMichael47MManassasVA7:0550K
DrakeLaura26FArlingtonVA7:0850K
BennettAndrea36FFairfax StationVA7:1550K
CrickardPaul61MColumbiaMD7:1550K
CurtisSarah34FSterlingVA7:1550K
KolbRobert47MLortonVA7:1550K
AmmannPaul54MViennaVA7:1650K
KauffmanChris34MCentrevilleVA7:1650K
LoughranAlice49FWashingtonDC7:1650K
KlemmJeffrey64MMcLeanVA7:2050K
WalshEd66MWoodbridgeVA7:2050K
FanousSara35FLeesburgVA7:2550K
SimondsTom60MLeesburgVA7:2550K
SmithSarah43FPotomacMD7:2550K
BennettAdam39MFairfax StationVA7:3050K
RousseauxCharles44MWashingtonDC7:3050K
FoxMark66MWoodbridgeVA7:3350K
BourgeoisGaynor47FWashingtonDC7:3550K
GrassiCherry43FSterlingVA7:3550K
KeierKatie45FAlexandriaVA7:3550K
ChilesBrian42MWoodbridgeVA7:3750K
TurrentineBill67MCentrevilleVA7:3850K
EllerBrian29MCaryNC7:4150K
McGonigalBrian41MManassasVA7:4150K
HisamotoAlice54FAnchorageAK8:2050K
LagonAlan45MBaltimoreMD8:2050K
SmithFrancesco29MScaggsvilleMD8:2050K
HamSara41FManassasVA8:3050K
JohnsonTricia33FWoodbridgeVA8:3050K
MelvinChris40MLeesburgVA8:3050K
SpieringKate25FLeesburgVA8:3050K
GaylordBob67MBurkeVA8:3050k
WandelBill72MSevernMD8:3350K
LangMary61FPasadenaMD8:4950K
RohrsMaureen60FSeverna ParkMD8:4950K
WilliamsCaroline53FArlingtonVA8:4950K
Shorter than 50km       
HubbardQuatro55MRichmondVA7:1529
SmithMatthew36MWinchesterVA5:2027
HarmonMichele49FGaithersburgMD6:1426
QuiveyJill31FManassas ParkVA6:1426
LeClareJim53MAnnapolisMD 25
BuseyJon38MViennaVA6:0024
GlassBrian32MFairfaxVA4:5024
GonzalesJoel59MArlingtonVA6:5524
McCannJoseph38MBaltimoreMD6:5524
QuiveyDave33MManassas ParkVA 23
AghdamDan47MCentrevilleVA5:1522
CrabbScott43MBristowVA5:1222
BakerGeoffrey57MEllicott CityMD5:5022
BattenChris64MTaneytownMD5:5022
GlaserDavid33MBurkeVA4:3022
ScottGeorge29MArlingtonVA5:2622
BargeSteve49MArlingtonVA4:2021.7
BuellTom41MHerndonVA4:4021.7
LaneBradley32MWashingtonDC4:2021.7
RogersDanny40MFrederickMD4:2021.7
CollDenise55FAlexandriaVA5:0721.25
PageJen43FArlingtonVA5:0721.25
PanLeah34FWashingtonDC5:0721.25
AurilioToni41FStaffordVA36 hours21.243
FalsoneLaura52FEdgewaterMD5:0021
FisherEvan35FAlexandriaVA4:0021
NelsonMartha34FWashingtonDC4:0021
ReedJeff54MFairfax StationVA5:0021
WackLinda59FGermantownMD 21
McCordMike56MRestonVA3:5120
NoonanTim46MLANSDOWNEVA3:5120
PoisonIvy58FHamilton VA USAVA5:0020
ShirleyStefan40MFalls ChurchVA5:1220
WiegandMeg30FWashingtonDC 20
SullivanJames52MAshburnVA4:4520
AbbeAllison40FLeesburgVA 19.3
BrittonRichard60MSt LeonardMD5:0018
CawthornDeb44FSpringfieldVA3:4018
GablerLauren31FArlingtonVA3:2818
WelchAddie58FAnnapolisMD5:0018
NagleJim58MRestonVA4:2017
WilliamsonCarole54FEldersburgMD4:2017
BennettLaura45FViennaVA3:5016
ByrdJared32MCaliforniaMD3:3016
DavidsonSara32FWashingtonDC3:3016
AkerlofKaren46FFairfax StationVA4:0015
BowmanTom54MleesburgVA3:0015
GowenPamela63FKeymarMD4:2015
HendersonJesse25MTaneytownMD 15
HoffMelissa36FHaymarketVA4:3015
LeathersArthur25MTaneytownMD 15
TibbsCheryl36FGainesvilleVA4:3015
MeltonNanette56FWestminsterMD4:ish13
SchmidtBrian47MLeesburgVA2:1313
AlstonAllison27FCaryNC2:4512.56
GonzalezTatiana33FAlexandriaVA2:5412.4
HsiaEvelyn37FAlexandriaVA2:5412.4
AndersonBob69MWoodbridgeVA4:0012
ClapperJoe57MGaithersburgMD 12
McCormickKevin37MWshingtonDC 12
O'BrienKerry29FArlingtonVA2:5412
ZaleAmy43FCrownsvilleMD4:0012
ChoiJanet46FOaktonVA2:3512
SchwartzbardAaron38MWashingtonDC2:1311.58
AndrishSean46MLeesburgVA2:1311.5
ZimmermannMark63MKensingtonMD2:5211.5
AndersonKari54FWoodbridgeVA4:0011
HermannAmy29FAlexandriaVA 11
SalomaSteve43MWoodbridgeVA2:4011
NoonakKelly    3 hours/11 miles11
ValladaresEyelyn    3 hours/11 miles11
WhiteJennifer35FLaurelMD2:4411
StrzeleckiMichael52MCatonsvilleMD 11
DiGiulianMissy61FPasadenaMD2:3510
DiGiulianPatrick29MRockvilleMD2:3510
DubinskyJayme32FAlexandriaVA2:4410
FitzsimmonsKelley34FKing GeorgeVA2:4410
CorrisTom62MWoodbridgeVA4:008.3
GuevaraKC39FRestonVA 8
LeathersDebra51FTaneytownMD 7
LeathersMaggie27FPikesvilleMD 7
AustinSean28MWashingtonDC1:006.2
GreenThomas65MColumbiaMD2:005.5
HolkoAllison35FFredericksburgVA 3.6
DanielStephane45MCaryNCfinished with others 

Last updated October 20, 2020