2008 Report

December 18, 2008 • Clifton, VA

Report

Time for the annual Magnus Gluteus Maximus results. Unlike prior years, these results were done professionally. They came in a fancy spreadsheet, not the usual torn beer stained-paper.

RD Joe Clapper did make the following points:

John Hayward’s time is suspect
Anyone who didn’t sign in after they [sic] ran was awarded .1 miles. Let that be a lesson to them.

As usual, we doubt that any of Joe’s precious free time was harmed by the production of these results. Only this year, we think that the labor was performed by someone higher ranking than an intern.

If you see an error, take a penmanship class and try again next year.

Photos

Photos on Flickr by: Anstr Davidson | Charlie Miracle

Results

First	Sir Name	Gender Choice	Age A.D.	State	Time or Distance
John	Anderson	Male	46	VA	4:58
Anthony	Lee	Male	35	VA	5:08
John	Hayward†	Male	45	MD	5:17
Justin	Riddle	Male	33	VA	5:20
Scott	Hall	Male	42	MD	5:22
Jeff	Holdaway	Male	50	VA	5:22
Michael	Campbell	Male	58	VA	5:23
Alexander	Papadopoulos	Male	34	NY	5:29
Alyssa	Duble	Female	37	VA	5:35
Joe	Clapper	Male	50	VA	5:40
Phil	Rosenstein	Male	38	MD	5:40
Jennifer	Erickson	Female	38	PA	5:45
Konrad	Heller	Male	38	VA	5:45
Laurie	Reinhart	Female	36	PA	5:45
Meghan	Hicks	Female	30	CA	5:46
Bryon	Powell	Male	30	VA	5:47
Diana	Widdowson	Female	42	PA	5:47
Torry	Brennan	Male	39	VA	5:50
Jim	Ashworth	Male	46	VA	5:57
Jim	Bradford	Male	46	VA	5:57
Andrew	Anderson	Male	27	VA	6:03
Craig	Carney	Male	44	VA	6:04
Mike	Broderick	Male	52	MD	6:10
Annie	Adams	Female	23	DC	6:13
Julie	LaFee	Female	25	MD	6:13
Mitchell	Potter	Male	54	VA	6:16
Adam	Boyle	Male	30	GA	6:18
Marie	Boyle	Female	28	GA	6:18
John	Guendelsberger	Male	57	VA	6:20
Will	Harmon	Male	33	VA	6:20
Bill	Turrentine	Male	60	VA	6:22
Jim	Daniels	Male	35	VA	6:26
Richard	Kerby	Male	48	VA	6:26
Bill	Gentry	Male	47	VA	6:26
Robert	Dolan	Male	42	VA	6:29
Beth	Weisenborn	Female	33	PA	6:29
Quatro	Hubbard	Male	48	VA	6:31
Marti	Kovener	Female	44	MD	6:31
David	Quivey	Male	46	VA	6:31
Debbie	Shaffer	Female	43	VA	6:31
Gaynor	Bourgeois	Female	40	DC	6:32
John	Nelson	Male	58	VA	6:39
Karen	Donohue	Female	39	MD	6:40
Alan	Roche	Male	24	MD	6:40
Alan	Gowen	Male	59	MD	6:41
Bill	Breidenstine	Male	43	PA	6:44
Jimm	Ouellette	Male	36	VA	6:44
Christina	Stigliani	Female	26	VA	6:44
Leesa	Woodbery	Female	32	6:47	6:47
John	Sondermann	Male	55	VA	6:48
Erik	Iliff	Male	29	VA	6:53
Mark	Mckennett	Male	30	MD	7:00
Nova	Demoney	Male	74	VA	7:21
Phil	Rice	Male	44	VA	7:33
Dan	Aghdam	Male	40	VA	7:40
Anna	Bradford	Female	45	VA	7:56
Farouk	Elkassed	Male	59	VA	7:56
Robert	Phillips	Male	53	VA	7:56
Mike	Lipton	Male	43	VA	8:14
Bill	Sublett	Male	51	VA	8:14
Caroline	Williams	Female	46	WV	8:20
Carolyn	Gernand	Female	60	VA	8:26
Tammy	Massie	Female	36	MD	36m
Emmett	Delaney	Male	42	VA	30m
Dave	Weiss	Male	60	NY	28m
Mike	Bailey	Male	27	VA	27.5m
Charles	Bowles	Male	26	VA	26m
Ernesto	Casarez	Male	52	MD	26m
Charlie	Miracle	Male	55	VA	26m
CJ	Blagg	Male	42	VA	25m
Steve	Boyce	Male	39	MD	25m
Robert	Richardson	Male	37	VA	25m
Chris	Andres	Male	44	MI	24m
Tim	Cohn	Male	51	VA	24m
David	Fleming	Male	32	VA	24m
Marcia	Peters	Female	52	PA	24m
Jill	Quivey	Female	43	VA	24m
Jennifer	Ragone	Female	38	VA	24m
Laura	DeWald	Female	51	MD	24.3m
Ragan	Petrie	Female	42	GA	23m
Brendan	Hanlon	Male	51	VA	22m
Martha	Nelson	Female	27	DC	22m
Jeff	Reed	Male	49	VA	22m
Keith	Hosman	Male	54	VA	22.3m+G29
Mary	Campbell	Female	40	VA	20m
Pam	Gowen	Female	56	MD	20m
Nanette	Melton	Female	40	MD	20m
David	Achenbach	Male	51	MD	18m
Michele	McLeod	Female	50	MD	18m
David	Olsen	Male	41	VA	18M
Debbie	Daughtry	Female	51	VA	17.5m
Cathy	Blessing	Female	37	VA	16m
Stanley	Duobinis	Male	58	MD	16m
David	Gaudette	Male	51	VA	16m
Linda	Gaudette	Female	45	VA	16m
Bobby	Gill	Male	24	MD	16m
Dan	Mackeben	Male	48	VA	16m
Pete	Pontzer	Male	44	VA	16M
Harry	Smith	Male	60	PA	16m
Luanne	Turrentine	Female	49	MD	16m
Peter	Westcott	Male	45	VA	16m
James	Moore	Male	64	MD	15m
Ted	Hsu	Male	35	VA	13m
Francesco	Smith	Male	54	MD	12m
Pamela	Franklin	Female	39	VA	10m
Karen	Krieg	Female	36	DC	10m
Art	Perraud	Male	50	MD	10m
Kris	Swanson	Female	37	VA	10m
Linda	Wack	Female	52	MD	10m
Roselle	Abregu	Female	32	VA	0.1m
Hunt	Bartine	Male	56	PA	0.1m
Carl	Camp	Male	47	DE	0.1m
Paul	Charlton	Male	30	WA	0.1m
Paul	Crickard	Male	55	MD	0.1m
†Judges are reviewing this performance

Last updated December 16, 2019