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It Happened!

Informed sources are telling news that Joe Clapper and Michele Harmon have gotten married. We had heard rumors of the couple’s planned nuptials, but frankly we thought it was another Clapper prank. The small ceremony was closed to the media and everyone else. (At least, that better be the case!) We did pay a member of the paparazzi, whose identity we are protecting, for the photo at right. From all of us here at to the happy couple we say, “Holy s…!”