Group shot before the 2018 MGM.

Quatro Hubbard

2023 Report

December 9, 2023  •  Clifton, VA

144 starters, 56 finishers

The starting field of elves, santas, reindeer, and other runners for the 2023 Magnus Gluteus Maximus 50k. Oh, and dogs. Lots of dogs, too. Merry Xmas Bitches

A practically perfect run on a practically perfect day!!!

MGM is always a festive occasion…been that way now for 31 years!! I was privileged to be asked by the official run director, Katie Keier, to fill in this year.

I haven’t seen the Hemlock chow hall that full in years!! The cacophony of the happy talk was exhilarating!! Seeing over 100 cars parked in Hemlock was inspiring (thanks Andy Bacon and Mike Campbell)!! Thanks also to the patience of ALL the runners during parking and registration…probably the most gracious and pleasant behavior I’ve ever seen!!

After brief remarks and the obligatory starting photo, Q officially started the run with a gentle, “go.” The chilly air warmed quickly with the warm sun, and the day could not have been better!! Whether the runners did 12 miles, 23 miles, portions thereof, or the full 50k loop (a strong group of 56!!), runners were treated to great trails and awesome aid stations (thanks Zach Weinberger and crew at Marina and Eric Levy at Fountainhead). You would think these were fully manned aid stations for a 100 miler!!!!

The camaraderie and welcoming demeanor of everyone was signature VHTRC! Whether you were the fast kids in 5 hours and change (Congratulations to men’s winner Samuel Hill and women’s winner Keavy Baylor…both made it look too easy), or hikers finishing after dark in 10:40, the friendliness and refreshing nature of a VHTRC fatass was evident to all.

One runner remarked how overwhelmed she was with the kindness and friendliness of the VHTRC community. New to trails and the community, you lifted her spirits. And isn’t that what this season is all about, and what VHTRC is all about…caring, giving, sharing; enjoying and embracing the journeys and people…a diverse but inclusive tribe. A tribe I feel honored to be a part of.

Happy Holidays my friends! Bob Gaylord

Video of the start, by Zach Weinberger

Run Day RDs Quatro Hubbard and Bob Gaylord, with Adam Rasmussen, flanking run winners Samuel Hill and Keavy Baylor

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Results

PlaceNameAgeSexHomeTimeMilesComment
1Samuel Hill26MaleVA5:22:2250kMGM Champ!
2Steven Hanson40MaleDC5:28:3650k1st Masters!
3John Oplinger46MaleVA5:3450k 
4Matthew Burke35MaleMD5:35:5650KDo Looped
5Nicolas Ingvoldstad35MaleVA5:49:5450k 
6Keavy Baylor26FemaleDC5:50:2550kMGM Champ!
6Adam Rasmussen53MaleVA5:50:2550k1st Grand Masters!
8Michael Bonfatto33MaleDC5:53:4950k 
9Crishon Dollard25MaleVA6:0550k 
10Brice Ruiz38MaleMD6:08:5150k 
11Jack Nguyen41MaleVA6:3250k 
11Denise Freeman43FemaleVA6:32:0950k1st Masters!
13Ali Mohammed45MaleMD6:3550k 
14Christian Stanton50MaleVA6:3950k 
15Mikala Shremshock40FemaleWV6:4350k 
16Vince Ranganathan25MaleCA6:4450k 
17Jason Hinerman45MaleWV6:4550k 
18Drew Newton36MaleVA6:54:4550k 
19Robert Kazmierski42MaleMD6:5750k 
20Tim Skoczen44MalePA6:58:4250K 
21Jim Ashworth61MaleVA6:59:3050k1st Seniors!
22Dimitar Gospodinov49MaleVA7:0850k 
22Dean Kennedy54MaleMD7:08:2550k 
24Paul Hackley53MaleVA7:1150k 
25Eric McGlinchey50MaleVA7:18:5650k 
26John Calabrese43MaleVA7:20:1250K 
27Ernest Vardaman51MaleVA7:2450k 
27Charlie Poffenberger49MaleVA7:24:0550k 
29Robert Grolemund55MaleVA7:25:3450k 
30Erika Yee26FemaleVA7:2750kFirst Ultra!
30Andrew Schaaf55MaleVA7:2750k 
32Amelia Kegan40FemaleMD7:29:1750k 
33Matthew Katcher33MaleDC7:35:4050k 
34Jamie Austin47FemaleVA7:46:0250k 
34Jesse Parker44MaleVA7:46:0250k 
36Paul Encarnacion63MaleMD7:5250k 
36Joshua Binder24MaleWV7:5250k 
38Jeff Reed64MaleVA8:0550k 
38Jack Childers62MaleWV8:0550k 
38Vikrant Gokhale38MaleVA8:05:3950k 
41Tom Calla49MaleNY8:0650K 
42Dan Aghdam55MaleVA8:1050kDo Looped
43Peter Josendale50MaleVA8:11:4250k 
44Larry Thibodeau55MaleVA8:18:0550k 
45Elaina Stanton53FemaleVA8:29:4750k1st Grand Masters!
46Cheryl Chen60FemaleVA8:3350kFirst Ultra AND Seniors!
46Huanyuan Sheng48MaleVA8:3350k 
48Laura Graham39FemaleVA8:4850K 
49Michael Bottos63MaleVA8:5050K 
50Jeffrey Klemm72MaleVA9:1950k1st Super Seniors!
51Saveetha Natarajan46FemaleVA9:28:3250kFirst Ultra!
52Bill Turrentine75MaleVA9:5150k 
53Shaojun Wen51MaleVA9:59:5950k 
54Mohan Ramaraj55MaleVA10:0450k 
55Randi Lombardozzi62FemaleVA10:4050K 
55Donna Viens58FemaleVA10:4050k 
AlternateCarol Cohen47FemaleVA5:4026.7 
AlternateTed Bielawa53MaleVA6:1426 
AlternateRebecca Convery57FemaleMD6:12:3224.98 
AlternateAllison Holko43FemaleVA7:14:0424 
AlternateMatthew Erb45MaleVA4:5723.3 
AlternateLaura Chipkin43FemaleVA5:08:4123.01 
AlternateJoe Schramka54MaleDC5:1723 
AlternateKelli Gress43FemaleMD5:2923 
AlternateGaynor Bourgeois55FemaleMD5:5323 
AlternateLaurel Lundstrom43FemaleMD5:5323 
AlternateMaureen Rohrs68FemaleMD7:0523 
AlternateGuy Towler54MaleVA7:4523 
AlternateSirisha Golla48FemaleVA7:2222 
AlternateBeth Miller54FemaleVA7:16:4620.95 
AlternateHope Schaaf54FemaleVA7:16:4620.95 
AlternateJaret Seiberg54MaleMD4:32:1720.25 
AlternateKatie Power40FemaleDC4:38:1820.02 
AlternateDaisy Weill35FemaleDC4:38:1820.02 
AlternateNatalie Pertz32FemaleDC4:38:1820.02 
AlternateNicholas Kirsch30MaleVA4:4020 
AlternateJared Byrd40MaleMD3:0018 
AlternateElizabeth Cortez44FemaleWV3:25:2118 
AlternateRob Tidwell53MaleVA4:36:4317.95 
AlternateJana Bravo55FemaleDC4:5117.9 
AlternateJessica Lucas-Judy49FemaleVA4:34:3917.23 
AlternateDenise Coll63FemaleVA4:1017.05 
AlternateMichael Campbell73MaleVA4:57:5517 
AlternateTerrian Tates35MaleVA???17Parking Lot
AlternateAndrew Arrison25MaleVA????17Parking Lot
AlternateAndy Bacon45MaleVA3:4716.58 
AlternateSteph Schmidt30FemaleVA3:2516.5 
AlternateSara Fanous43FemaleVA4:1916.5 
AlternateTom Simonds68MaleVA4:1916.5 
AlternateTravis Graham35MaleVA2:33:2716 
AlternateSean Katz50MaleVA3:0516 
AlternateJade Graham37FemaleVA3:13:0016 
AlternateEric Thornton43MaleVA3:2516 
AlternateLaura Turbe56FemaleMD3:4016 
AlternateGenice Rill49FemaleMD4:4716 
AlternateJeni Dwyer47FemaleVA3:4115.5 
AlternateKelly Viands45FemaleMD4:1015 
AlternateRob Colenso49MaleVA4:3115 
AlternateCheryl Miller44FemaleVA5:32:1714.08 
AlternateKaren Wille52FemaleVA3:3814 
AlternateShannon Andes54FemaleVA3:44:1414 
AlternateSamantha Neakrase46FemaleVA3:2513.5 
AlternateLindsay Ward-Gokhale35FemaleVA3:57:1013.1 
AlternateLaura Falsone60FemaleMD3:5212.28 
AlternateSuzie Spangler53FemaleMD3:5212.28 
AlternateKaren Knight50FemaleVA2:4112 
AlternateKatherine Renken39FemaleVA????12Fountainhead
AlternateRob Krupicka52MaleVA2:2011 
AlternateLeigh Weil45FemaleDC2:3710.6 
AlternatePaul Ammann62MaleVA2:3710.6 
AlternateMarketa Widmer49FemaleVA2:2810.38 
AlternateTeagan Collins37FemaleVA2:0010.3 
AlternateCandi Hoffman49FemaleVA3:44:4510.25 
AlternateLauren Gabler39FemaleVA2:0010.2 
AlternateHompeng Komthirath49MaleVA2:2010.2 
AlternateBryan Zelley47MaleVA2:2010.2 
AlternateSuzie Willis41FemaleVA2:2310.2 
AlternateGlenn Willis44MaleVA2:2310.2 
AlternatePaula Baake53FemaleVA2:2610.2 
AlternateOmar Hernandez55MaleVA2:3310.2 
AlternateMeredith Donaho36FemaleMD2:4210.2 
AlternateSarah Smith51FemaleMD2:4810.2 
AlternateBeth Foster45FemaleVA3:1010.2 
AlternateCherry Grassi51FemaleVA3:1510.2 
AlternateDawn Gray49FemaleVA3:1510.2 
AlternateJeremy Gray50MaleVA3:1510.2 
AlternateWill Rohrs70MaleMD3:2310.2 
AlternateVeronica Crawford54FemaleVA2:0910 
AlternateTracy Cooley51FemaleVA2:009.2 
AlternateKelley Peard42FemaleVA2:119 
AlternateSara Davidson40FemaleMD2:119 
AlternateToni Becerra49FemaleVA2:119 
AlternateKaren Bigelow41FemaleVA3:35:009 
AlternateWayne Kline69MaleVA2:008 
AlternateKristin Tidwell51FemaleVA3:006.39 
AlternateAnna Tidwell13FemaleVA3:006.39 
AlternateSheila Martin42FemaleVA1:003 
AlternateStephen Yurek61MaleVA1:003 
AlternateSteve Barge57MaleVA1:003 
AlternateThomas McNulty46MaleDC1:003 
AlternateBrett Martin43MaleVA1:003 
AlternateJesse Fuller39MaleVA1:003 
AlternateEmily Gibson25FemaleDC0:452Ankle

Last updated December 10, 2023